February 2012
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mandatory-party replied to your post: I feel like I’m never going to have sex again
alohajoy replied to your post: I feel like I’m never going to have sex again
THEY HAVE FORSAKEN ME AS WELL. T_T
bajo-el-mar replied to your post: I feel like I’m never going to have sex again
I feel ya. Since the fucking summer for me…
Since August, people!
AUGUST.
This is the fucking...
I feel like I'm never going to have sex again
Why, sexy times gods, why hast thou forsaken me?!
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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myeyesarebright replied to your post: myeyesarebright replied to your post: Taught my…
new? that shit is from like 1990. be strong! you have a big job with these fools!
Seriously. Windows 7 has not been a kind transition for these darlings.
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myeyesarebright replied to your post: Taught my coworker the magic of the Find feature
oh my… she didnt know about find? oh my…
Nope.
They are easily frightened by new technology in my office.
nom-chompsky:
as the great warrior-poet ice cube once said, “if the day does not require an ak, it is good.”
I also ascribe to Philosopher King Dr. Dre’s words of “Fuck y’all, all y’all, y’all don’t like me, blow me.”
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rageissuesandballetshoes replied to your post: I’m seriously considering doing a Microsoft Office training thing for my office mates
I would take that course in a hot second.
I honestly think the engineers behind Office read The Art of War one time too many.
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cowboykiller replied to your post: I’m seriously considering doing a Microsoft Office training thing for my office mates
I have a giant laminated sheet of Excel shortcuts that I swiped from one of our Research Associate training seminars a few years ago. It’s glorious. Word is the devil. Excel forever.
I have tried to extol the virtues of keyboard shortcuts and right-clicking menu options....
I'm seriously considering doing a Microsoft Office...
It will be titled “Making Office Your Bitch”.
I always try to tell them Word is an enemy combatant that lures you in with promises of automated tables of contents and robust numbering systems and then stabs you in the back when you least expect it.
It must be dealt with harshly, swiftly and with extreme prejudice.
Taught my coworker the magic of the Find feature
When she’s ready, I’ll teach her Find and Replace.
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Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort... →
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She should be mentally prepared to conceive, continue the same and give birth to a child. The unwanted pregnancy would naturally...
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trackster replied to your post: There is no way I will ever play that creepy…
What creepy staircase game? I don’t need to sleep tonight! (J/k. I really need to sleep tonight, but that probably won’t stop my dumb ass from scaring myself.)
Here.(there’s a download at the link and explanation. It’s from a tumblr page.)
“Basically it’s a never ending stairwell with random creepy...
Adorable little child comes running up to me...
I am not the droids you seek, my darling.
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State favorability poll - Public Policy Polling →
greengrey:
alpha-lima-lima:
rodmanstreet:
nefariousnewt:
Oh look… New Jersey is in the bottom five… perhaps having a Governor who spends more time galalvanting around not running for President has something to do with it… or perhaps all the “positive” publicity Jersey Shore drums up for us…
SUCK IT, ILLINOIS AND CALIFORNIA!
Is it the politics that makes people dislike Illinois? The...
Not really ready to deal with today
I look cute.
And I’m going to be out of the office for a bit.
But I have to work late on training because the ignorant bint who is supposed to be doing it couldn’t do it.
I’m tired.
Yesterday felt like more than one day.
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wraparoundcurl replied to your post: wraparoundcurl replied to your post: Do I want the…
Yeah. Check the pricing on Amazon?
OOOO!
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wraparoundcurl replied to your post: Do I want the Gee Whiz attachment for the Magic Wand?
That price seems high for both…
Is it? Hmmmm.
Do I want the Gee Whiz attachment for the Magic...
I can get both for $110.
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em-dash replied to your post: wolfqueens replied to your photo: Who asked you,…
Oh, that’s even worse. :/.
lyndsort0rte replied to your photo: Who asked you, Green Person?! Yes, I’m being a…
If we were frequent commiserators, I wouldn’t care. But no. I don’t talk to her. We’re friends because we play some of the same games. End of story.
I don’t honestly...
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wolfqueens replied to your photo: Who asked you, Green Person?! Yes, I’m being a…
:|
em-dash replied to your photo: Who asked you, Green Person?! Yes, I’m being a…
bad form. “let’s turn the conversation back to me”
She had posted earlier about some dramatic something or another and I had summarily ignored it. We were friends in high school, but we don’t really talk.
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well there you have it
brightblackheaven:
While some deluded idiots liked to insist that it was “art” and nothing else, for some mysterious reason the photo spawned endless disgusting comments like “like he could fuck someone through a wall” and “looking at this makes me so wet”.
On another note, I haven’t seen a single person saying anything negative that would suggest that the speaker is simply immature (of course...
You can't just tell me I fucked up and then leave...
I will go on hating myself the rest of the day. The self-loathing will expand into new and awesome heights.
At the end of it I will be convinced that I am the worst employee ever on the face of the planet.
I’m not asking for my hand to be held, but just to tell me that I can stop beating myself up would be nice. Because you have no idea how fervently I can tear myself to shreds.
Mom sent me an e-mail that made me cry. Boss made...
Can I go home?
I don’t want to do this anymore.
Throughout this entire program I've been dealing...
Today she decides that I’m not supposed to be dealing directly with her. I’m supposed to be dealing with my direct supervisor.
And then gets pissy with me about it.
Now I’m the one in trouble.
I fucking hate these people.
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salishere replied to your post: bowiecadmium replied to your post: staghunt…
Oh, high school/college sweetheart marriage? Also, does his cuteness overcome/negate the Rand thing?
No, not really. Because in reading his profile, I get the idea that he’s also anti-choice and that is the number one deal breaker for me.
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wut4 replied to your post: wut4 replied to your post: 14kgoldnyc replied to…
Nah, just get your partners to use it too :)
I like the cut of your jib.
nortonn replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
I hear they’re selfish in bed.
Free Market Orgasms?
alexandrahamilton replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
Nanner, run away! Fast! Just think, if...
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bowiecadmium replied to your post: staghunt replied to your post: My current level of…
Unless you are gathering valubale intelligence that would allow us to eliminate the Rand-ites (ies?) once and for all. DO NOT DO IT! If you are, way to take one for the team and we’ll award you a special medal on our victory day.
Defeating the Church of Rand vis a vis my vagina? A noble idea!
staghunt...
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14kgoldnyc replied to your post: 14kgoldnyc replied to your post: My current level…
“I don’t want to hear industry when I’m fucking.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
There are many types of dirty talk that will get me going. THAT isn’t one of them.
glossylalia replied to your post: staghunt replied to your post: My current level of…
He has the cover art of Altas Shrugged...
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wut4 replied to your post: 14kgoldnyc replied to your post: My current level…
Magic Wand = best $50 ever spent
I have heard great things about this item. Though I fear if I own it, I’ll run out of reasons to want to date.
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staghunt replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
:(
One of tumblr’s many services: talking me out of bad ideas.
I mean. He’s cute. I’ll grant, though I haven’t seen the penis.
But really.
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wolfqueens replied to your post: wolfqueens replied to your post: My current level…
I’ll hold you to that, Nanner. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HEAD YOU WILL NOT GIVE IN.
You will be the Ilyn Payne to my Ned.
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14kgoldnyc replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
STOP. GET ANOTHER VIBE.
As soon as I get home, I’m getting acquainted with Babeland’s web site. I always WANTED to try that Magic Wand thingy!
neroon replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
oh no, just imagine him/her getting off thinking about surging trains and foundries and tunnels and...
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wolfqueens replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
NANNER NOOO
I won’t touch. On my honor.
Call me Eddard Stark.
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undercoverangryangel replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
Don’t do it girl! I’ll buy you a new toy if that’s what it takes.
tehblackbirdisincognito replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
Y’all are like my Jiminy Cricket, I swear. :)
I’m backing away. I swear it.
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desertmar replied to your post: My current level of sexual frustration
GIRL, RUN.
I KNOW!
Everything is wrong about this! EVERYTHING!
My current level of sexual frustration
I am entertaining the notion of fucking an Ayn Rand fan.
Wendy's cheese potatoes are amazing
Cheez Whiz FOR LIFE.
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If dating is supposed to be fun, why is it so damn...
I stopped doing pageants because I don’t know how to lose gracefully. I stopped entering competitions of any sort in high school because I couldn’t handle not getting first place.
Who knew, 20 years later, it’d be the same damn thing on repeat.
My whole face is a peeling mess
HATE YOU SUNBURN.
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